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Below, we
have listed the best pranks to pull at work.......however, some of these could
get you fired. Some places you can't get away with these
Call phone-sex numbers and transfer the calls at random.
"Accidentally" send a personal e-mail to the entire company voicing
your disapproval of your boss's constant reference to the CEO as an
"ugly, stupid, lazy, spineless pussy".
Schedule a series of important departmental meetings and forget to
show up to them.
Send blank sheets of paper via interoffice mail. (Marked "urgent"
and "confidential", of course.) Remember to send a few to the mailroom;
they'll especially get a kick out of it.
Adulterate other people's lunches: take bites out of sandwiches,
sprinkle bacon bits in vegetarians' salads.
See how long you can hide a paper bag full of tuna fish in the back
of the refrigerator before someone notices it. (Writing someone else's
name on the bag goes without saying.)
Purposely overcook a bag of popcorn in the Microwave (with a
co-workers name on it) and watch the madness begin as the smell reaches
the far corners of the office.
Page someone over the company intercom with the message "Your
sex-therapist is on the line and wants to reschedule the appointment."
Set a mouse free in the office each day.
Hide in the supply closet and scare people when they open the door.
Put a fake rubber hand in your sleeve, and when a secretary walks
by, stick the hand in a paper shredder and scream.
When someone is at lunch, use their computer to e-mail a 200
megabyte database file to everyone in the company. The e-mail's subject,
of course, should contain at least one vulgarity.
Hire a temp to do your job for you.
Conduct all correspondence with your friend in the next office via
Federal Express early-morning next-day delivery.
Submit a written complaint to the human resources department that,
in your opinion, your boss spends a little too much time looking at
pornography.
Tape a sign to a female employee's back that says "I've been
sexually harassed."
Dial the phone number of the guy in the next cubicle whenever he
walks away from his desk. Hang up before he can run back to answer it.
Repeat often.
Hire a stripper for the office Christmas party.
Send counterfeit memos from the company president, politely letting
employees know that they've been fired and must clear out their offices
and leave the building immediately.
Covertly replace people's PowerPoint presentations with "director's
cut" versions, containing a nice dose of nudity and misleading bar
graphs.
Report rumors daily via the bathroom wall.
While someone is in the bathroom, going number two, turn out the
lights.
Make sure your expense report contains at least one reference to the
"client meeting" at the "gentleman's club".
Whenever a coworker makes a mistake, offer them the opportunity to
"help you out" in exchange for you not reporting the mistake to their
boss.
Sneak into the conference room before the next major meeting and
place nametags in front of each of the seats. Assign black people to one
side of the table and white people to the other.
Sew a tag containing a coworker's name into a jockstrap or bra, and
leave it on the center of a conference table before a meeting. (Small
sizes of these garments improve performance of the prank.)
Shoot a cap gun, bang some pots and pans, scream into a megaphone,
or do whatever else it takes to have an enjoyable surprise birt
Hand an envelope to the new guy and ask him to deliver the
"cancellation of pension" memo to the sixty-four year old mailroom
clerk.
See how many funerals in a row you can get away with leaving work
early for.
Wallpaper your office with pictures of Christ.
Respond to every request by your boss with the phrase "I would
prefer not to."
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