Top 10 Quotes from

1)

Jim is gone. He's gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim!

False. I do not miss him.

Dwight Schrute

2)

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

Michael Scott

3) Whenever I'm about to do something, I think "Would an idiot do that?"
And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Dwight Schrute

4)

And all of a sudden, she's not yo ho no mo.

Michael Scott

5)

Michael: "Pam can you clear my lines?"
Pam: "Sure. *beep boop beep beep boop* Okay"
Michael: "Thank you"

Michael Scott & Pam Beesley

6)

Dwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Jim: Oh, hey, Dwight.
Dwight: I’m going to be your new boss. It’s my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time...

Dwight Schrute & Jim Halpert

7)

Dwight--
At 8:00am someone will poison the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. More directions to follow.
Cordially,
Future Dwight

Jim Halpert

8)

Dwight: "Don't you want to earn Schrute Bucks?"
Stanley: "No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again."

Dwight Schrute & Stanley Hudson

9)

Michael - "It smells like updog in here..."
Dwight - "What's updog?"
Michael - "GOTCHA! haah...uh...hmmm...."

Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, & Jim Halpert

10)

Michael: Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

Michael Scott

Top 10 Quotes from "The Office"

Click Here to Visit our Business Classifieds...... Buy and Sell New and Used Business Equipment for your new Business This page was updated on 09/05/2011	Top 10 Quotes from "The Office" 1) Jim is gone. He's gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim! False. I do not miss him. Dwight Schrute 2) Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information. Michael Scott 3) Whenever I'm about to do something, I think "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing. Dwight Schrute 4) And all of a sudden, she's not yo ho no mo. Michael Scott 5) Michael: "Pam can you clear my lines?" Pam: "Sure. beep boop beep beep boop Okay" Michael: "Thank you" Michael Scott & Pam Beesley 6) Dwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim: Oh, hey, Dwight. Dwight: I’m going to be your new boss. It’s my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time... Dwight Schrute & Jim Halpert 7) Dwight-- At 8:00am someone will poison the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. More directions to follow. Cordially, Future Dwight Jim Halpert 8) Dwight: "Don't you want to earn Schrute Bucks?" Stanley: "No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again." Dwight Schrute & Stanley Hudson 9) Michael - "It smells like updog in here..." Dwight - "What's updog?" Michael - "GOTCHA! haah...uh...hmmm...." Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, & Jim Halpert 10) Michael: Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad? Michael Scott Try RingCentral Mobile FREE for 30 days Sign up for the American Business Builder Newsletter Get updates on hot new business and money making opportunities Name: Email: We respect your email privacy
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